
Earth Name: Joey
Zone Restriction: Los Angeles
Age: He’ll never tell
Height: 5’6”
Weight: 187 lbs.
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Slow
Bio Information: Back in the 80’s, Joey was a huge rock sensation, touring with a band called The Standing Stones. His musical talents packed stadiums and his face was on thousands of T-shirts. Of course, no one ever suspected that he was from another planet. The race that Joey belongs to look basically similar to a human, with their bodily features a little bit longer and more exaggerated. Puffy lips and a bulbous nose are common facial features of his kind. A lack of body hair is also a dead giveaway that they aren’t human. They have a penchant for singing, which explains why a large number of professional singers are so “ugly”. Joey, throughout his career in the music business, has always sported his trademark long hair. This hair, of course… is a wig. However, the hair’s just enough to draw attention away from his somewhat alien face.